This band calles themself preposterous?  or poposteros?  something similar to a real word.

They are no shirt men, with live body paint, and they play screams from the throat.

Their music is basically sections of nirvana songs on loop and also some platitutes about life.

I’m actually into it, because, it’s intentionally preposterous.

He has the best joke i’v ever heard.

about assuming things about boyfriends you assume exist.

Tim Gilbert took the stage, and won the audience over with his obese charm and he drew attention to things that were uncomfortable and made them funny again!

what a charmer!

watch for tim gilbert

he gets 10/10

We will let you see my soul!

Get into my eyes! revise! and then realize!

We are hard in love with you!

let us be the you that you can SEE WITH MY EYES!

REVISION OF THE NORTHERN HOPE!

REVISION OF THE NORTHERN SHORE!

Observe their shores here

A nerd sitting next to me (of the good variety) has suggested, upon my explaining to him that it used to be a tradition that people would swap set lists at comedy shows and do jokes based on one another’s short joke titles, that there be a room in toronto where that is not only desired but RE-desired.  To the Q level.  RE-Q-IRED.  THe q is pronounced, like in chinese, like a CH though.

Qinese?

My point isn’t all this nonsense.. my point is.. from now on, it will be establised that the “swapmeet” my new show at the gladstone art bar, will follow the nerd’s rules.

Let the nerd kiss one of you, women, and let the nerd also do one of you, pushup.

DDP

They announced the next song would be entitled “The Avenue”

To which I replied “Of?”

They looked stunned (low yield phaser fire has the same effect, in keeping with the thematic nomenclature established two posts ago)

“The avenue OF…?” i entreated…

“just the avenue…?”

Here is the set list of the guy who is MCing

Matt. Miller Jokes

Onions
Spilt Milk
Unisex
3 Laws
Peeing in Shower
Shower + Walking
Girls Peeing
Pubic Hair
Women Tantric Sex
Air Sharks
Fridge = Food (more…)

As I get drunker tonight, watching a Humber College comedy pgoram show called “laughterstock at the drake” or laughstock? I will write a perpetual review of the show.

Prepare for not politeness, but really, my opinion doesn’t matter.  I am drinking, and blogging!  COMBOOOONES!

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Tomorrow night, on Sunday the 11th, sunday night live will provide you with free christian sledding tips, in the form of one of the largest and most popular sketch shows immaginable.

The guest host is going to be former Canadian Idol Ryan Malcolm, and the aftershow band is HIS band, Low Level Flight.

Sled safely, kids.

But not really. The title of this post is a lie!

here’s an interview in which you learn the real straight poop.

Obsidian Sled’s David Dineen-Porter

MSNEO Hall

Laugh Sabbath’s Nick Flanagan: Comedian

like I did

MNLOP hell

Obsidian Sled’s David Dineen-Porter

MLD Drop Dell Bolb

ALright

it begins.. now

did you feel it beginning ?

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