A nerd sitting next to me (of the good variety) has suggested, upon my explaining to him that it used to be a tradition that people would swap set lists at comedy shows and do jokes based on one another’s short joke titles, that there be a room in toronto where that is not only desired but RE-desired.  To the Q level.  RE-Q-IRED.  THe q is pronounced, like in chinese, like a CH though.

Qinese?

My point isn’t all this nonsense.. my point is.. from now on, it will be establised that the “swapmeet” my new show at the gladstone art bar, will follow the nerd’s rules.

Let the nerd kiss one of you, women, and let the nerd also do one of you, pushup.

DDP